January 2009
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“Look, maybe us Mormons do believe in crazy stories that make absolutely no sense...”
– The Mormon kid, South Park
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Red Clouds on the Horizon...
The storm was comming… I knew it was, I knew it was inevitable… I saw it and if there was any way that she would want me to feel, I think this is it and that is what scares me. I had a dream about her being taken away in the wind… I can’t help but wonder if it is time. I can’t imagine how my dad feels… how scared. I am more scared of the situation if she...
“Everyone - Sara has just gone to surgery and there could be numerous...”
– ‘Yahoo! Mail’
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So I get online and I start a thread asking of there are other Mormons on the site and Mr. Jackass decides it is a perfect time to start mormon bashing. He posts twice (so far) and is openly rude and antagonistic. It is amazing that one person can make such a difference in my mood. I should not let this affect me and I shouldn’t reply harshly so I didn’t…I was polite and asked...
“You know, between the porn industry and Congress, I don’t know who’s...”
– Jay Leno on the Economy Page 1 - Jokes
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Mom is in the hospital. She fell and broke her leg yesterday. She broke the upper part in three places, it will take surgury to fix it and they will have to put a metal plate in to fix it. I don’t know what this will do to us. I know she didn’t get around that well before and I am really afraid that she may not really ever walk again… It will never be the same. I am worried...
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Nomad
It’s noisy here… too noisy. There is constant contention. Always yelling, arguing. Definace from the children, Impatience from the mom. I know it is hard, I am trying to be forgiving, understanding, compassionate… I have no interest in trying though. I hate how the spirit feels here. It’s lonely. It’s harsh. It’s not home. But where is?
“Clarity Is Key: “Hi sir, how are you today, Is there something I can get for...”
– Not Always Right | Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes
“To all those worried about Obama taking office and running this country: Lighten...”
– only a joke people, chill out. Respect to Obama.
“Your friends,
They’re jerks,
When you act like them just know it hurts....”
– 7 THINGS Lyrics
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/Rant on
I find it spectacularly immature to spread drama around. I know that drama is part of life, it is what makes life what it is but what is the point of deliberately slathering people with drama that they are not even a part of? IE: I am on the computer with two seperate someones one on webcam and one in a chat. The one in chat is bitching at me about this and that… then i hear the person on...
“Oh dear, Something is wrong with my tv!!! Every channel is carrying that planet...”
– Fwd txt msg from my phone (It’s just a joke, don’t get your panties in a bunch)
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So today feels suitably epic...
[Ok, so most everyone knows my negative veiws on Barack Hussain Obama but if you don’t and may be offended, don’t read any further]
This is the day that it’s all supposed to “change” right? Isn’t that the word everyone is throwing around like candy lately? “CHANGE” and “VOTE for CHANGE” and CHANGE IS COMING!”
Bleh.
So, I...
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What in bloody hell
“Police have projected crowds ranging between 1 and 2 million for the inauguration. It’s possible that attendance could top the 1.2 million people who were at Lyndon Johnson’s 1965 inauguration, which is the largest crowd the National Park Service has on record.
In 1981, President Ronald Reagan’s inauguration drew about 500,000 people, and President Bill Clinton’s...
“Just because you are not on your knees in church or sitting still in a cramped...”
– Robert Fulghum
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Four and a half days...
…till the move. I am getting increasingly scared. I really don’t want to go but… not my choice. This waiting is killing me really, I want to just stay or go.. the inevitable is driving me nuts… really. Seriously. At least if I am doing… moving, packing, unpacking, settling, saying goodbye, something… ANYTHING damn it… Anything! I need out of this...
From the TV show Raines:
“I know what you are looking for, some sort of closure. something to ease your pain but closure doesn’t exist. You’re going to feel this in some form or another forever because that’s how it feels when you lose the love of your life and even if you could wake up tomorrow and not feel this pain you wouldn’t really want that either because that hurt is the most sure...
“1 650 388 1117 you have GOT to call this number to hear the...”
– talisha sent it
“I don’t care what you think as long as it’s about me…
The...”
– Fallout Boys
“I am alone at a crossroads
I’m not at home in my own home
And I’ve...”
“What you do for you, dies with you…
…What you do for others is your...”
“Dreamers can find their way by moonlight and their only punishment is that they...”
– Oscar Wilde
Some cool links
http://www.strangehorizons.com/
(WARNING: explicit material) http://mcstories.com/
(Explicit Material) Mastercard commercial and Worlds first porno
“Not all who wander are lost”
– http://www.lostdestinations.com
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activate optical sensors and locate item description = “toilet paper”
activate digital manipulation extension and locate item description = “toilet paper”
compress digital manipulation sub-devices grasping item description = “toilet paper”
retract digital manipulation device until item “toilet paper”has unrolled to unit size six sheets
detach...
“Question everything, then go forward on faith and do without doubt.”
– Amy Reesor
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About me
Note: This is a work in progress. I will add and take away as I find out and can define more about me. This can only be achieved by living. By experience.
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Aug 26, 09
I hate poop that smells like skunk. I don’t like ANY smells of poop but skunk is the...